If you want to buy a game, look here first. I own a Gamecube, PC, DS and an XBox so if you have anything else don't bother.

I must warn you, I rate my games harshly. Even my favorite games. Why? because I'm a jackass and we need better games. Recently, I haven't been able to update this page. Most links don't work yet.

 

Mario Kart DS (DS)

 

Tribes: Vengeance (PC)

 

Counter Strike (Xbox)

 

Mario sunshine: The only good GCN game of last summer. (GCN)

 

UT2k4: when you're done taking bullshit. (PC)

 

Max Payne Two, most paynefully dramatic game.

Midtown Madness Three, hold the madness. (XBox)

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Pikmin, because the Japanese never cease to create mind controlling weirdass games. (GCN)

If I didn't make a review on halo I'd be attacked my dorks. (Xbox)

Super monkey ball can suck my super unmonkey-like balls. (GCN)

AOM: Yadda Yadda Yadda. (PC)

Star Fox: In depth graphics, no depth game. (GCN)

Tony Hawk: Poser Creator. (All)

Mech Assault: Crapified Mech 2. (XBOX)

Metroid Prime: A Mixed Bag. (GCN)