Rants that I always wanted to get out.
I am honoring you with the stuff below. NOTE: Some links are broken due to the homosexuality of this website.
2005 Rants
Putting the Graham before Grammys
2004 Rants
Fast food, its neither fast nor food.
Another reason why Ads don't work.
Could the California elections possibly match the Florida elections?
2003 Rants
Decay of knowledge over the internet
To those of you who just had the WEIRDEST dream
The protest to end all protests
For those of you lacking menu folding experience
Men and Women are two different species.
People only listen to Eminem because they're friends tell them to.
If you think you're a punk, you're probably wrong
Almost the entire internet sucks ass
Toxic
Waste: the low fat beverage!
The following links are being fixed
The computer you're using right now sucks
For every hour you sleep, I will accomplish one of your lifelong goals.
New York one is sucking up all the air
Things I'd rather do than watch MTV for five minutes
Sitcoms are just above MTV itself