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Q: Yeah, what the hell is www.evilburger.net?

A: EvilBurger.net is everything, yet nothing. It is what is between the material and godly realm. It is it's own universe.

Q: Umm... okay... where did you get the name "Evil Burger"? What the hell is an "Evil Burger"?

A: I swear to God, if one more person asks me... Look, use your God damn imagination to figure it out.

Q: What inspired you to make your website?

A: I'd say my influence comes from myself. I mean, I'm so fucking great. Who wouldn't be inspired by me?

Q: How did your site start?

A: My page began as a simple crackass Angelfire webpage. I had rants, reviews, stuff I liked, and that was basically it. Then, when I realized how big of a piece of shit it was, I got my ass in gear.

Q: What got you into comics?

A: The fact that I actually started writing comics is actually amazing to me myself. I've never read a full comic book, or for that matter, a page of one. I always hated those newspaper comics, too. I'd say my first comics were just a way of expressing how fucked up (Yet hilarious) my life is.

Q: What program do you use to make comics?

A: Photoshop 7.0

Q: When do you update your comics?

A: I've been trying for every Friday, but it's only been happening 50% of the time.

Q: Can I be in a comic?

A: No.

Q: Why not?

A: Because I fucking said so, that's why. Go blow it out your ass.

Q:PLLEEAAASSSEEE?

A: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Q: How old is the website?

A: About a year.

Q: Why does your site occasionally say "Under construction"?

A: Because you typed the URL wrong, you moron.

Q: When will etc etc happen? / Why didn't etc etc happen?

A: READ THE NEWS. THERE'S A REASON IT'S THERE.

Q: Is there anybody you DON'T hate?

A: Yeah, myself. I rule.

Q: Hey! I found a broken link!

A: Congrats, but I'm not going to do jack shit about it until you tell me which one it is.

Q: I guess I'll leave now.

A: That wasn't a question.

Q: ...And THAT wasn't an answer!

A: Awww man.

Q: Okay cya.

A: Whatever.

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